A fearless declaration that existence is the highest virtue.

Still rocking flannel and loose jeans? If you’ve got a Nirvana CD nearby, this shirt’s your new anthem.

Tell Death to take a hike. Perfect for family gatherings, birthdays, or anywhere radical life extension comes up.

Subtly tell everyone you’re into biohacking and life extension cults.

Tell Death where to stick it with this hoodie. Available in black and noir.

Finally, something pink. If you want to live forever and be bonita, we have you covered.

Eating greens? Let the world know with this shirt.

The original Don't Die t-shirt.

The classic Don't Die crewneck.

The classic Don't Die hoodie.

Protect your face from UV rays and flex your appreciation for Don't Die.

The original Blueprint t-shirt. Available in blue, obviously.

The classic Blueprint crewneck.

The classic Blueprint hoodie.

Protect your face from UV rays and flex your appreciation for optimal health.

Perfect for use with Blueprint Protein and Longevity Mix.

Made from Stainless Steel and fits most oil bottles, making it a perfect choice for your kitchen.