Merch & Accessories

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Spout
Made from Stainless Steel and fits most oil bottles, making it a perfect choice for your kitchen.
$6.00

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Don't Die Hat
Protect your face from UV rays and flex your appreciation for Don't Die.
$20.00

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Blueprint Hat
Protect your face from UV rays and flex your appreciation for optimal health.
$20.00
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Blueprint Pink Crewneck
Finally, something pink. If you want to live forever and be bonita, we have you covered.
$65.00
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Skull Kick Hoodie
Tell Death where to stick it with this hoodie. Available in black and noir.
$50.00
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Evolution Of Human T-Shirt
Subtly tell everyone you’re into biohacking and life extension cults.
$37.00
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Don't Die Grunge T-Shirt
Still rocking flannel and loose jeans? If you’ve got a Nirvana CD nearby, this shirt’s your new anthem.
$37.00
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Death Is Our Only Foe T-Shirt
Tell Death to take a hike. Perfect for family gatherings, birthdays, or anywhere radical life extension comes up.
$37.00