Made from Stainless Steel and fits most oil bottles, making it a perfect choice for your kitchen.

The original Don't Die t-shirt.

Protect your face from UV rays and flex your appreciation for Don't Die.

The classic Don't Die hoodie.

A fearless declaration that existence is the highest virtue.

The original Blueprint t-shirt. Available in blue, obviously.

Protect your face from UV rays and flex your appreciation for optimal health.

The classic Blueprint hoodie.

The classic Don't Die crewneck.

The classic Blueprint crewneck.

Finally, something pink. If you want to live forever and be bonita, we have you covered.

Tell Death where to stick it with this hoodie. Available in black and noir.

Subtly tell everyone you’re into biohacking and life extension cults.

Still rocking flannel and loose jeans? If you’ve got a Nirvana CD nearby, this shirt’s your new anthem.

Tell Death to take a hike. Perfect for family gatherings, birthdays, or anywhere radical life extension comes up.

Eating greens? Let the world know with this shirt.